Paula came from DC,  She was a whole lot like me,  She grew up on Star Wars  We went to shows in the park,  Professed our love in the dark,  Roadtrips and hardcore  It was according to plan,  We were like Lloyd Dobbler and Diane Cort,  Two hearts in the same place  Then you know what she did,  She met an Internet kid,  They fell in love on MySpace    I know that websites don't kill,  But sometimes they will  Sometimes they will break hearts  I know that I'm an adult,  But Tom it's your fault  You created a monster    Dave didn't't know what to do,  Yeah he was Tom's victim too,  Sheila left him last week  Now he is all doom and gloom,  He won't come out of his room,  The Neighbors hear Morrissey  Heartbreak has its appeal,  I know how emo kids feel,  But that is not for me  I wrote one sad quiet song,  And we can all sing along,  But we will stay posi    Now he sits in the darkness as events recur  She sits in the light of the monitor  And he knows he's lost her by her demeanor  Internet grass is always greener