In a bar last Saturday  I got a beer in my hand and a cheeseburger on its way  There’s some sport on the T.V. screen  It was the best damn game of football I’d ever seen    Then she came into my life  I knew right then she would be my wife  Cause I fell in love    She wore a shirt, it was oh so tight  She had little tight orange shorts that shone so bright    When she smiled, when she smiled at me  My old heart, it missed a dozen beats    Cause I fell in love with a Hooters girl and it’s driving me wild  I loose my cool every single time she’s in my mind  She’s taken control of everything in my world  I fell in love with a Hooters girl    I’ve been back most every day  And I sit and I watch her work and I try to say  Say what’s on my mind, to say how I feel  But when she comes across I just order another meal    When she smiles, smiles at other guys  It makes me so mad I just wanna cry, cry out loud    I’m in love with a Hooters girl and it’s driving me wild  I loose my cool every single time she’s in my mind  She’s taken control of everything in my world  I fell in love with a Hooters girl    I don’t know what I’m gonna do  I’ve gotta show her my love is true  I have to show her that I’m better than all the rest  But how can she take me seriously when I’m staring at her chest    I’m in love with a Hooters girl and it’s driving me wild  I loose my cool every single time she’s in my mind  She’s taken control of everything in my world  I fell in love with a Hooters girl