Educated with money   He's well dressed and funny   And not to say in most conversations   But he'll cast the spell in all situations   'Cause he survived the dark lord...   Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment   wizards will laugh at witches when they're not funny Parchment or Paper,   Don't matter she'll have it   Homework and studying these are a few of her favorite things   She'll get what she wants if she's willing to please   His type of girl always comes with a fee   Hey now there's nothing for free   Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment   Wizards will laugh at witches when they're not funny   And these witches like these wizards, like these wizards like these witches   The witches with the notebooks like wizards with glasses   Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment   Let's go!   Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment   wizards will laugh at witches when they're not funny   And witches like wizards, like wizards like witches   The witches with the notebooks like wizards with glasses   Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment   Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment   Are losing their souls in a wizarding world   Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment   Are losing their souls in a wizarding world   Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment   Are losing their souls in a wizarding world   Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment   Are losing their souls in a wizarding world