A used pink bathrobe  A rare mint snowglobe  A smurf TV tray  I bought on ebay  My house is filled with this crap, shows up in bubble wrap  Most every day  What I bought on ebay  Tell me why?   I need another pet rock  Tell me why?   I got that Alf alarm clock  Tell me why?   I bid on Shatner's old toupee  They had it on ebay  I'll buy you knick-knack  Just check my feedback  A++  They all say  They love me on ebay  Gonna buy  A slightly damaged golf bag  Gonna buy  Some beanie babies new with tag  From some guy  I've never met  In Norway  Found him on ebay  I am the type who is liable to snipe you  With 2 seconds left to go  Whoa  Got Paypal or Visa  Whatever will please ya  As long as I'v got the dough  I'll buy your tchotchkes  Sell me your watch please  I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)  I'm highest bidder now!   Junk keeps arriving in the mail  From that worldwide garage sale  Hey! a Dukes of Hazard ashtray  Oh yeah, I bought it on ebay  Wanna buy  A packman fever lunchbox  Wanna buy  A case of vintage tube socks  Wanna buy  A kleenex used by Dr. Dre  Found it on ebay  Gonna buy  That Farrah Fawcett poster  Pez dispensers and a toaster  Don't know why, the kind of stuff you'd throw away  I'll buy on ebay  What I bought on  Ebayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy