i stumbled in at 2am all drunk   and full of smoke   my wife said "i've had enough"   that's it, i'm sick, get out!"   so i stumbled down to kelly's pub   across the edge of town   and i told the boys me story   and we had another round      and we'll drink and drink and drink   and drink and drink and drink and   fight-yeah!(2x)   and if i see a pretty girl   i'll sleep with her tonight   i'll drink and drink and drink and   drink and drink and drink and fight....      and mary McGregor   well she was a pretty whore   she'd always greet you with a smile   and never lock her door   but on the day she died   all the men in town did weep   for mary McGregor finally got some sleep      well i once loved a girl   a child i'm told   i gave her my heart   and she gave me a cold   so now i sit standing   out in the pouring rain   i'll stumble back to kelly's pub   and cry away me pain