Asheville    I was falling through the cracks  Now I'm piling up bricks  I was clutching for straws  Now I'm gonna take the fifth  I'm gonna say nothing but my name  And that will even be fake  Ha!  Why'd you think I came here in the first place?    Piss on the angel  Tear down the statue of vance  Shove the hippies' didjeridoo up their ass    Take away their hackysacks  That's what I'm gonna do  Poison the resevoir  And then, I'm gonna kiss you    Sitting on my porch staring at the lights of downtown  Someday we'll make it there  Someday we'll burn it down  Instead of running the gauntlet  We'll walk hand in hand  All three blocks and then back again    Eat pecans in the shell  Gonna walk around the lake  Sit in the sun and we're gonna eat grapes  And go to the Thomas Wolfe Museum when it's actually open    We were falling through the cracks  Now we're staring a pit  We were clutching for straws  Now we're gonna drink a fifth  And then, drink a few beers and sleep a little bit up in my attic