Chorus  I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite  I tried to grow a rat tail  And my jeans were kind of tight  I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite  I did the running man  And I dressed like Vanilla Ice    I used to just chill at the bus stop  Just doing whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh  I used to listen hip hop  Asked my friend, “Are you gonna eat all your tots?”  I used to ride my bike down a big hill  Fall off “sweet jumps” and be like “it kills”  And used to get dissed by the girls  Because, I didn’t have any good skills    Chorus    I was really good at tetherball  And ligers were pretty much my favorite animal  Brown suits are awesome, incredible  Quesadillas are really very edible  Vote for KJ, he’s elect-able  Tina, eat your ham, it’s not a vegetable  Rex Kwon Do is really very wonderful  And that’s why I keep telling y’all    Chorus 2  I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite  People said I couldn’t rap cuz my skin was white  I used to have hair like Napoleon Dynamite  But since I got Jesus now I know it’s gonna be alright    Chorus     Written by J. Sorrentino ©KJFiveTwoMusic (SESAC) / BEC Recordings Music (SESAC)    these lyrics are submitted by KJ-52