Your gunna see hecka many weird freaks  erry day of the week at tha wall mart    your gunna see hecka-fied many weird doods  erry time u go to wall mart    (attention wall mart shoppers  we have a strict no loitering polocy  so if ur gunna hang out here for like five days straight,,,,  then do it out front the store not in the isle way)    if your in wall mart on a friday nite  look out for weirdoes speed freaks and tha like  they really dig the mcdonalds  and they love the neon lights    your gunna see some hary transvestites  shoppin for bikes at the wall mart    mexican families wearin their jammies  bringin their grammies to wall mart    pre-teen hoochies showin their kooshies  lookin for movies at the wall mart    attention wall mart shopper  today's special is a cow bell!  (uhh yeah feel the funk ya'll)  (uh hu uhh yeah wall mart)    it started by the ice cream  and it left a trail  two naked mexican babies in a cart  takin a leak at the wall mart    your gona see some crazy weird freaks  every day of the week at the wall mart    crazy wierd guys with bugged out eyes  tryin to talk to you in line at the wall mar    if you need groceries   draino pets and potpori   and your on meth amphetamines  in the middle of the night    if cowboy hats and peed in pants  is what u wear to shop for plants    you'll fit in fine  in front of me in line    uhh excuse me miss can you help me find...    (lo seeento no habla englais)    what no i just need uhh i need help    (uno momento sinyor)    ahh forget it    never go to the rest room   you will really regret it   stay away from the wall mart bathroom  you will never forget it    there's a man in hight heeled clown shoes  touchin himself on his   that part  he's lickin his lips and he's eatin some chips  and he wants to make out in the wall mart    how come nasty wierdo freaks seem to think wall mart is a gay bar?    u smell like cherieos and you weigh 800 lbs  (yeah you kno who u r!)  using one of those ellectric carts to get around  (c'mon man!)  i kno a real neat place you can spend all day just tootin around  (hay ever heard of feet!)  then you can clog the line   and then moan and whine about the price  at the wall mart    it's really someting all the crazp that you'll see at a wall mart    it's the latest, it's the greatest  crazy wierd freaks at a wall mart    attention wall mart shopper  today's special is a cowbell    uhh waaaaaw  feel the funk y'all  do da da da  wall mart  do do da waoooww  j bigga  feel the funk y'all  j bigga  wall mart