What would Brian Boitano do  If he was here right now?  He'd make up a plan and he'd follow through  That's what Brian Boitano'd do    When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics  Skating for the gold  He did two sow cows and a tripple lutz  Wearing a blind fold    And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps  Fighting grizzly bears  He used his magical fire-breath  And saved the maidens fair    So what would Brian Boitano do  If he was here today?  I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two  That's what Brian Boitano'd do    I’ve got a speech ahead of me  It has stunted my vocabulary    And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone  cause maybe I'll be an activist to cause thats what Brian Boitanu'd do!    What would Brian Boitano do he'd call all the kids in town   and tell them to unite for truth  that's what Brian Boitano'd do!    When Brian Boitano travelled through time  To the Year 3010  He fought the evil Robot King  and saved the Human Race again!    And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids  He beat up Kubla Kahn  Because Brian Boitano doesn't take shit  From anybody...    So let's get all the kids together  and we're gonna stop our moms   and we'll save France and Phillip too  Cause thats what Brian Boitanu do!  and we'll save France and Phillip too  Cause thats what Brian boitanu do!    Cause thats what Brian boitanu do!