I got a royal flush   I gotta ten bob   In my pocket for luck   Just another crush   I got my head read   In the shed once again   My friend      Inside, outside, upside, downside   See my face wanna take me home   I missed your sister, shake your pistol   Hear my voice on your telephone      Just another lush   I got my ten green bottles   In my pocket for luck      In another rut   Get your deadhead   In the shed once again   My friend      Inside, outside, upside, downside   See my face wanna take me home   I missed your sister, shake your pistol   Hear my voice on your telephone      Cigarette burning, got an opal ring   Dirty magazine turning, you're a bird who sings   Sleeping on a shag pile, sleeping on me