The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair   Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there   It wasn’t long before I slept with her   I sang her songs while she dyed my hair      Jane, divided   But I can’t decide what side I’m on   Jane, decided   Only cowards stay while traitors run   Jane, Jane      I bought her gold, frankincense and myrrh   She thought that I was making fun of her   She made me feel I was 13 again   She thinks it’s safer if we’d just stay friends      Jane doesn’t   Think a man could ever be faithful   Jane isn’t   Giving me a chance to be shameful   Jane, Jane      I wrote a letter   She should have got it yesterday   Life could be better by being together   Is what I cannot explain to Jane      The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair   Still dazzled by her smile while I shop there   No promises as vague as Heaven   No longer Lawrence to your Vivian      Jane, desired   By the people at her work and school   Jane is tired   That every man becomes a lovesick fool   Jane, Jane