You're going round the circle   Through another phase   Your temperature rising   You're wining and dining   A girl who's half your age   She gives you all the business   She gives to older men      And it's oh so understandable   This ladykiller move   There must be something bottled up   You think you you gotta prove   Cos now that you're a member   Of something on the side   It's number ...      One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year   Can you controll the bitch   One, two and three, four and five, six, seven   Can you controll the itch      To tell the truth you're old enough   To be her dad   She ain't gonna let up   She want's you to set up   A cosy little pad   Where she can entertain you   And everything is free      I can tell you always were a sucker   For a pretty face   The nights you're a member   Of something on the side   It's number ...      One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year   Can you controll the bitch   One, two and three, four and five, six, seven   Can you controll the itch      You tell the wife another   Business trip abroad   It's getting to much   You better not touch   What you cannot afford   I know it's monkey business   And I've seen it all before      And I know that you were overcome   When she told you you're the best   You better believe she's saying the same   To me and all the rest   Cos now that you're a member   Of a little bit on the side   It's number ...      One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year   Can you controll the bitch   One, two and three, four and five, six, seven   Can you controll the itch.