Are you ready...   Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?   Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.   Dead dictators out on a "labs night".   Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.      Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?   Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.   Dead dictators out on a "labs night".   Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.      Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?      Ever wondered where the evil dead go?   There's a little place called "Nightmare scenario".   Unlicenced establishment for farmer world powers,   where the drinks are cheap - and it's open all hours.      Bonaparte's on brandy - he swills it down his throat,   Hitler sips a Pilsher while he tells a racist joke.   Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar,   Stalin's out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car.      Dear God above (if you exist),   hope you see the funny side to this.   Now don't get cross - don't bite your nails,   oh, Son of Man your mission failed.      Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?   Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.   Dead dictators out on a "labs night".   Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.   Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?      Herod's in the family room to baby sit the first born.   Mengele's got a Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform.   Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark   when Pol Pot turns the lights out they'll play murder in the dark.      Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?   Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.   Dead dictators out on a 'labs night'.   Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.      Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over Nero's belly.   While the lions beat the christians thirty - nil live on the telly.   Caligula kills "My Way" on the karaoke stage -   young "Chezzy" Borgia's barred for life for drinking under age.      This is far more than just a joke.   Can't you see the fire for the smoke?   Choose any public house you please   and find dictators such as these.      Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?   Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.   Dead dictators out on a "labs night".   Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.      Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?   Good clean fun - just a bit a rough and tumble.   Dead dictators out on a "labs night".   Then pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.   Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?      Hell is where the heart lies - (in Purgatory's borders).   The great thing 'bout eternity - they never call last orders!