This is a song about those bad days    Start up happy and end up sad days    Talking about that murphies law chill    If it can go wrong, yes it will    Went to the store to cop some groceries    Friday night and I had the munchies    Filled the cart till it could not take it    One more bag of chips would break it    Went to the cheek out stood in line    Behind me a girl who was just too fine    Got in the ear while they rang the total    Reached for my wallet uh oh a bolo    Not my day I felt like a dummy    Went to the store and forgot the money       Oops up inside your head    Oops up inside your head    Say oops up       Me and amy under the covers    Scene is hot potential lovers    Demon in the sack is her reputation    In school then she is graduation    Touching holding heavy breathing    I knew I'd get it she is not about teasing    Left on the light so I could see reaction    Amy is a freak guaranteed satisfaction    She is soft as bubble bath    I am as hard as chinese math    Ready for the ultimate affection    Took out a pack obtain my protection    Rolled it on one hard stroke    It was my last and yes it broke       Oops up in side your head, say oops up