Birds eat worms   Pigs eat turd   If ever I say a discouraging word   Slash my face with a rusty rake   It will be something that I deserve      It's not like I live on the street   It's not like I live in a war zone   It's not like I can't afford to eat   It's not like I don't have a home      Birds eat worms   Pigs eat turd   If ever I say a discouraging word   Slap my face with a salmon steak   Got no real reason to bitch & complain      It's not like I live on the street   It's not like I live in a war zone   It's not like I can't afford to eat   It's not like I don't have a home      It's not like I live on the street   It's not like I live in a war zone   It's not like I can't afford to eat   It's not like I don't have a home      Slash my face with a rusty rake   Slash my face with a rusty rake