I plucked her young from the silly scene, gave her enough lies to live   on.   Now her daddy's made he owns a shop in Hayes, but he can't dream for   the both of us      I'm just a short term boyfriend,   But I'd do you I'd do you again      I said "Let's tour the streets on fire"   So we rode a caravan to Yarmouth   Stole at sea air, acted debonair   In the ram jam the bingo the bandstand      Her old man said that she'd been had,   We're a 'Jezebel and Cocktail Charlie'   Now she mops the floors of blue movie stores just to keep us on the   Richmond Lights      We both knew it would come to this:   A flippant kiss down the arcade   Now i'm taking you home for your college ball, be happy be happy be   happy!