(on Monday)   you thought you looked so cool in that wonder bra   oh, i hate that new man in your life   (on Tuesday)   found out he's a car mechanic   and i know for a fact that he screws around   (on Wednesday)   sent you a hundred letters in one day   i bet your friends had a good laugh at them   (on Thursday)   stood there before you all puppy-eyed   its my curse for falling in love      believe me, believe me   you gotta believe me      coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you   oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp   cryin' like a wimp over you.      (on Friday)   followed you back to his den of sin   should be me in there, not him   (on Saturday)   he took you to see Four Weddings And A Funeral   if you marry him, then he's dug his own grave      believe me, believe me   you gotta believe me      coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you   oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp   cryin' like a wimp over you      (on Sunday)   went to church for the first time today   i'm an athiest who needsd to pray   (on Monday)   And Lord if you don't want me to kill a man   give back my angel to me      believe me, believe me   you gotta believe me      coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you   oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp   cryin' like a wimp over you.