Hey, Mr. Funny Face I was just wondering   What are you thinking?   Hey, Mr. Funny Face I was just wondering   What are you feeling?   Walking down the street   And everyone is staring at you   Pointing their fingers as you walk on by   And if you'd stop to speak well they'll soon be laughing at you   Having their fun just trying to make you cry   Mr. Funny Face      Maybe I'm a shallow man 'cause I was just thinking   Maybe I'm a shallow man 'cause I was just thinking   If I was walking down the street   And everyone was staring at me   Pointing their fingers as I walked on by   And If I stopped to speak and everyone was laughing at me   I'd probably turn my head, run and hide      But no you don't run, and you don't hide   You just stand proud as you look them in the eye   No you don't run, and you don't cry   You just smile and say hello, and then you turn and wave goodbye   Mr. Funny Face      Dream the dream it's a good dream yes it seems   Everything you've done to me   'Cause I see the way you hold yourself   Amongst all the world's adversity   Because there's a tear that leaves me everytime   I see all the thing they've done to you   'Cause I know how you must feel inside   But I know my heart and I know I tried      No you don't run, no you don't hide   You just stand proud as you look them in the eye   No you don't, and you don't cry   You just smile and say hello, and then you turn and wave goodbye   Mr. Funny Face      Mr. Funny Face   Mr. Funny Face