Outside the stadium   Special delivery   For Hoops McCann   Brut and charisma   Poured from the shadow where he stood   Looking good   He's a crowd pleasing man   One on one   He's schoolyard superman   Crashing the backboard   He's Jungle Jim again   When it's all over   We'll make some calls from my car   We're a star      It's a glamour profession   The L.A. concession   Local boys will spend a quarter   Just to shine the silver bowl   Living hard will take its toll      Illegal fun   Under the sun      All aboard   The Carib Cannibal   Off to Barbados   Just for the ride   Jack with his radar   Stalking the dread moray eel   At the wheel   With his Eurasian bride   On the town   We dress for action   Celluloid bikers   Is Friday's theme   I drove the Chrysler   Watched from the darkness while they danced   I'm the one      It's a glamour profession   The L.A. concession   Local boys will spend a quarter   Just to shine the silver bowl   Living hard will take its toll      Illegal fun   Under the sun      Hollywood   I know your middle name   Who inspires your fabled fools   That's my claim to fame      Jive Miguel   He's in from Bogota   Meet me at midnight   At Mr. Chow's   Szechuan dumplings   After the deal has been done   I'm the one      It's a glamour profession   The L.A. concession   Local boys will spend a quarter   Just to shine the silver bowl   Living hard will take its toll      Illegal fun   Under the sun