It's high time for a walk on the real side   Let's admit the bastards beat us   I move to dissolve the corporation   In a pool of margaritas   So let's switch off all the lights   And light up all the Luckies   Crankin' up the afterglow   'Cause we're goin' out of business   Everything must go      Talk about your major pain and suffering   Now our self-esteem is shattered   Show the world our mighty hidey-ho face   As we go sliding down the ladder   It was sweet up at the top   'Til that ill wind started blowing   Now it's cozy down below   'Cause we're goin' out of business   Everything must go      We gave it our best shot   But keep in mind we got a lot   The sky the moon good food and the weather   First-run movies -- does anybody get lucky twice?   Wouldn't it be nice...      Tell me can you dig it Miss Fugazy   Now it's gone from late to later   Frankly I could use a little face time   In the service elevator   And if Dave from Acquisitions   Wants to get in on the action   With his Handicam in tow   Well we're goin' out of business   Everything must go      Can it be the sorry sun is rising   Guess it's time for us to book it   Talk about the famous road not taken   In the end we never took it   And if somewhere on the way   We got a few good licks in   No one's ever gonna know   'Cause we're goin' out of business   Everything must go