I'm comin' back home to you   Stuck to you like crazy glue   Don't wanna go on living without   Something left to shout about   We'll play the game of love and fate   I'll be the knife and fork, and you be the plate...      Now welcome baby to my pad of delights   Have a drink... do you like my tights?   This switch here'll make the lights go down low   And this one here makes all the bubbles go   The water's warm, yes, a sunken tub   Tonight you'll be joinin' my exclusive club   Here now do you wanna see somethin' fine?   Straight from Singapore... cost me five and nine   It's a picture of a man and an Egyptian queen   Kept in the family, if you know what I mean      I'm comin' back home to you   Stuck to you like crazy glue   Don't wanna go on living without   Something left to shout about   We'll play the game of love and fate   I'll be the knife and fork, and you be the plate...      Now I know you'll say my approach is direct   But don't throw out this mail before you check   We go together like fish and fin   Aphrodite and Zeus, water and Gunga Din   We'll perform here on this sacrificial slab   For your sweet, sweet love, I'll even go back to rehab      I'm comin' back home to you   Stuck to you like crazy glue   Don't wanna go on living without   Something left to shout about   We'll play the game of love and fate   You be the knife and fork, and I'll be plate...   You were the plate last time...      For you I'll even grow a pencil thin mustache   You can put me in chains... I'll wear that wolf mask   And you can starve me in your basement for a couple of weeks   Just please let me squeeze one of your rosy cheeks   I wanna float with you on a cumulus cloud   I wanna take you far away from this maddening crowd   You can scratch up my back with your long fingernails   We'll drink some weird wine and eat psychedelic snails      I'm comin' back home to you   Stuck to you like crazy glue   Don't wanna go on living without   Something left to shout about   We'll play the game of love and fate   I'll be the knife and fork, and you be the plate...