I was impressed like everyone when man began to fly    out of earthly regions to planets in the sky    with total media coverage we watched the heroes land    as ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand      I awe with admiration we listened to the talk    such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to walk    my romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me    spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee      Chorus   oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there    relieve you and believe me without a worry or care    if shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars   the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to mars      they don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush    their food is specially prepared to dissolve into slush    absorbed my multi-fibres in the super diaper suit    otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot      you may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume    a pipe is led from penis head to a unit in the room    the water is recirculated, filtered for re-use    in case of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose      wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new    I'm glad he's always had to do the no. one and two    it makes it all so ordinary just like you and me    to know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee!