If spock were really real   I'd have him in our band   And all he'd ever do   Is look for tyrants in the crowd   And trouble makers they'd beware   Cause when there is a need   A Spock hold will be waiting for the boys in asile B   You slam like you're in football   And you wonder why we're mad   Instead you should be in bands   Like Warrant, you are rad   I want you to enjoy yourself   Crazy as can be   But could you stop hitting me like your number 43.   This is such a stupid scene   When fighting is involved   Everyone's supposed to be in tightly unity   But every time I look away   A fight is in the crowd   It takes away the fun from me   And you and you and you.   George Forman is a fighter   The same said for Ali   But the fights I see and hear   Are more like Nazis in a comedy   So next time someone bothers you   Just walk away from them   And listen to Gerry play this happy gem.