Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?   Amendment: I'm not garbage.      (starts singing)      I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be,   And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.      There's a lot of flag-burners,   Who have got too much freedom,   I want to make it legal   For policemen to beat'em.      'Cause there's limits to our liberties,   At least I hope and pray that there are,   'Cause those liberal freaks go too far.      (spoken)   Kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning?   Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional.   But if we changed the Constitution...   Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!   Amendment: Now you're catching on!   Kid: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the   Constitution?      (sings)      Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me,   And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.   If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.      (spoken)   Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya!   You're in the US Constitution!   Amendment: Oh yeah!