Momma told me boy, you best behave   Cuz Santa keeps a list of all his faves   And if you don't shape up you ain't gettin squat.   But the devil on my shoulder's gettin hot      Hotter than heaven    cool outta sight.   If I'm gonna do wrong, I'm gonna do it right      So he took me for a ride in 'is Cadillac,   Stolen from a cleptomaniac at a horse-race track   I said, Sir it's Christmas Eve    People should be home in bed   Instead, he said   You merry gentle men always bet on red      The Duke of deception malice and spite   If I'm gonna do wrong I'm gonna do it right      When you're done,you're really done   We look back and say hey that was fun   When all you wanted was a BB gun   Santa Claus never did come      When you're done, you're really done   We look back and say, Hey, that was fun      So he took me for a ride in his big old sleigh   We flew around the world in just one day   Johnny Mathis sang      I said Sir what you got for me in that sled?   Instead, he said   Boy you been bettin on a darker shade of red      Hotter than Heaven, Cool outta sight   Duke of Deception, Malice, and Spite   Johnny is singin   Remember tonight   If you gotta do wrong,   You better do it RIGHT