Mechanical bliss is striking me for what I believe in   A ribbon on the line, and getting in and getting out    Huh, huh, huh ...... huh, huh huh   Was not like this       No, mechanical bliss was not like this at all   The ribbon on the line, and getting in and getting out was not like this   Was not like this, was not like this       Caruthers and Smith said that they couldn't come at all   They said that their backs were up against the wall   And getting in and getting out was not like this   Was not like this, was not like this       But a flash of the list, the flick of a switch   A flick of a switch, you gave me a kiss, I couldn't resist   No ooooooooooooooo mechanical bliss       Now Ponsonby-Smith said he really didn't care   About Neville and Chippy who really wasen't there   And getting in and getting out was not like this   Was not like this       He's out in the sun, he's sucking his thumb   He's talking to hum Ahhhhhhhh mechanical bliss       Mechanical bliss will not like this, mechanical bliss was not like this at all   The ribbon on the line and getting in and getting out was not like this   Was never, never like this       I couldn't resist the flash of the list   A flick of the switch, the lisp   He talked in a lisp   You gave me a kiss,   You talked in a lisp   You talked in a liiiiiii eh eh eh sp   Mechanical bliss       Oh, no, no, no, no, no,   Nah, nah, nah, nah nah   Dah, da , dah, dah, dah, dah do   SCAT!       Dah, da , dah, dah, dah, dah do       O.K. Chaps, stiff upper lip!