young girl says to her mom    "how did you know that father was the one?"    then mom just rolls her eyes    she says "you'll find that special guy"    but to herself she cannot lie    she says "i'm praying for the day i die and they bury me"       then boy become a man    and finds that special one who understands    he knows    'twas meant to be    her faults he cannot see    and now he's down on bended knee    i pledge my love eternally    will you marry me?       do you take this woman?    i don't!    do you take this man?    i don't!    for the rest of your awful life    she is your lawful wedded wife    do you take this woman?    i don't!    do you take this man?    i don't!    eternal agony    in holy matrimony       the two now joined as one    and from this holy union comes a son    and so the cycle begins again    another fool is on his knee    where is my alimony?    hang yourself from the family tree    say marry me       do you take this woman?    i don't!    do you take this man?    i don't!    eternal agony    in holy matrimony    do you take this woman?    i don't!    do you take this man?    i don't!    for the rest of your awful life    she is your lawful wedded wife       menopause    mid-life crisis    moments for the rest of your life    'til death do you part    'til the kids leave home    she is your wife    june?       do you take this woman?    i don't!    do you take this man?    i don't!    for the rest of your awful life    she is your lawful wedded wife   do you take this woman?    i don't!    do you take this man?    i don't!    eternal agony    in holy matrimony          just look at your parents strife    imagine that for the rest of your life    do you take this women?    indubitably i don't