makin like a famous country singer    or the guy i saw last night on jerry springer    clean me up but let me keep my edge    in the day i like to keep it dignified    but at night you know i got another side    and i don't give a damn    cause i am what i am    even if it's really really bad       i've got ape drape yes i do    they're giving them to anyone that means you    you can drive to riverside and get one too    and then you'll have an ape drape like i do       go ahead and buzz around the ears    i've been growing that one right back there for years    i've had it since the first time i saw queensryche    the front may conform to society    but the back says i have personality    even if its really really    even if its really really bad       i've got ape drape yes i do    they're giving them to anyone that means you    you can drive to riverside and get one too    and then you'll have an ape drape like I do       make it short in front and long in back (x10)       i've got ape drape yes i do    they're giving them to anyone that means you    you can drive to riverside and get one too    and then you'll have an ape drape like i do       if the top is short enough that it stands up    i could be thrown out of the back of a club    but don't you lay a finger on my pony tail    now fix my kid so he looks just like me    some magic crazy pants are all we need    some may call it child abuse    i just call it bonding with your dad       i've got ape drape yes i do    they're giving them to anyone that means you    you can drive to riverside and get one too    and then you'll have an ape drape like i do    i got a normal neckwarmer yes i do    they're giving them to anyone that means you    you can drive to norco and get one too   you'll have a normal neckwarmer like i do    i've got hockey hair yes i do    they're giving then to anyone that means you    you can drive to canada and get one too    and then you'll have hockey hair like i do    i've got acky breaky hair yes i do    they're giving them to anyone that means you    you can drive to nashville and get one too    you'll have acky breaky hair like i do    i've got a mullet yes i do    they're giving them to anyone that means you    you can drive to hoboken and get one too    and then you'll have a mullet like i do    i've got forbidden hair yes i do    they're giving them to anyone that means you    you can drive to europe and get one too    and then you'll have forbidden hair like i do    i've got a shong yes i do    they're giving them to anyone that means you    you can drive to florida and get one too   and then you'll have a shong like i do.