it's the gay nineties and    you can't watch nothin' good    mindless pinko garbage    is all they make in hollywood    kung fu theatre,    now there's a show with class    like to find the guy    who cancelled it    and karate chop his ass    so after alf is done    there ain't nuthin' good on    all my rowdy friends come over    'cause i have pong      join us! join us! join us!    join us for pong!      i got the foxes i got that clout    i got my unit on    the day they came out    you bring the snack treats,    you bring the booze    i ain't bringin' nuthin',    does that box belong to you?    pass the dutchie's on,    my all time favorite song    but turn it down you moron    'cause we're tryin'    to play pong      don't be fooled by world peace    or an economy thats stable    the c.i.a.'s just got more time    to watch you    through your cable    they would control you    and take away your brain    you can defeat them    if you switch your box    over to "game"    do what's right to you,    not what they tell you to    you can fight    we meet tonight    so join us for pong      it's up to you to improve    your hand-eye cordination    or become a mindless servant,    unwitting puppet of the nation    they know your address,    they send you bills    they decide if you watch tyson,    don't that give you the chills    shake off your shackles son,    we've only just begun    there's just two speeds,    it's what you need,    so join us for pong