Happy robots say "life is fine"   they're the ones I loathe   they're stupid or they're lying   or a little bit of both      ignore disasters and say that life is great   it never stops the smile on your shit consuming faces      The stupid fucking hippies   too stoned to see their lives are fucked   going with the flow   into the shitter they are sucked   and then they got these magic crystals   don't do a god damn thing   just stinking of pachoulli   while they choke on their ginseng      Beating on a drum   you sing of quiet and peace,   burning marijuana   and take the time to hug a tree,   say no possessions,   but get all that you can,   you stink like shit and smile through it   Don't ever trust a happy man      Cheery retard masses,   with evil Osmond smiles   way too glad to be   cuz "He" is on your side   and then they hand out propaganda   for sheep to join the cult,   collecting guns,   they rapt your daughters   but nobody's at fault      Beating on a drum   you sing of quiet and peace,   burning marijuana   and take the time to hug a tree,   say no possessions,   but get all that you can,   you stink like shit and smile through it   Don't ever trust a happy man      I don't want to go to heaven,   it's filled with pricks like you   I won't go inside the gates,   leave me in the waiting room      I'm sure that God hates you too   he thinks your an obsessed fan   see how you are?      I'll never trust a happy man   Never trust a happy man