Sleep has poisoned me    With drunken insecurities   I’ve forgotten why I called you   I guess to say hello   Or maybe just to let you know   I’ve got no one to talk to   I’ve got no one to talk to      And it’s just as well   You let me go   At least you got a story you can tell   To all your guys who pull up your shirt and rub your thighs   Well, I guess I just called to say hi      Staring at the phone   I wonder if you’ve gotten home   Maybe you’ve always been sleeping   I’ll give you one more try   Maybe just to say goodbye   I’ll find someone else to live through   I’m bored with myself   I only wanted to be you      I’m intimate with your machine    I memorize what it says to me   “Kate and I are busy right now   But I’m sure we’ll get a hold of you some time”      Well, I guess I just called to say goodbye