Show me the best that you got, and I'll show you one better   Show me your reddest rose, and I'll show you one redder   Tell me a dirty joke, and I'll laugh it off lightly   If I tell you a dirty joke, you might not like me      Everyone gets to make one big mistake   And if you're waitin' on me   Well, I guess you're gonna have to wait      Ti-time-timing is everything if you've got nothin' but time   (I got nothin' but time)   And a lie don't mean nothin' if nobody knows when you're lying    (lie when you lie)   So lie when you do, lie when you don't   Lie when you didn't, lie till you lie, lie, lie, lie   They're wonderin' if anybody else is lying      Everyone gets to make one big mistake   And if you're waitin' on me   Well, I guess you're gonna have to wait   'Cause I'm savin' mine up for a very, very special day   When I can fuck it all up in the most spectacular way      Everyone gets to make one big mistake   And if you're waitin' on me   Well, I guess you're gonna have to wait   And wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait      Everyone gets to make one big mistake   (mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake)   And if you're waitin' on me   Well, I guess you're gonna have to wait (you're gonna have to wait)   'Cause I'm savin' mine up for a very, very special day   (it doesn't even matter if it don't even matter)   When I can fuck it all up in the most spectacular way      Show me the best that you got, and I'll show you one better   Show me your reddest rose, and I'll show you one redder   Tell me a dirty joke, and I'll laugh it off lightly      If I tell you a dirty joke, you might not like me