It's a mack attack, coming from way back   My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jack   I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's true   Everything they say about Playboy Too   I'm $hort Dog, ain't nothing nice   I drink g-juice and wouldn't cut it with ice   >From the Eastside baby, Oakland town   Can't understand why I'm so down?   I'm not a whitewall, I'm a vogue   Like a Zenith wire wheel I roll   Got a fresh new beat, made to get freak   It was everything you wanted cause I can't be weak   Yeah baby that's it, do the split   Freak nasty all on my tip   I took it to my DJ fresh on wax   Put it on the turntable, I got taps   It started burning up, wires smoking   Had to be the sound coming straight from Oakland   $hort Dog, it's a mack attack   My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jack   One young tender lost all hope   Slapped her in the face with my dunkey rope   Another young sucker tried to front my staff   Saw it on his face when they broke him in half   It was the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's true   Everything they say about Playboy Too   When I say my rhymes, I'm never fake   When you start my beat, that's when I break   On you, and it don't stop, and it don't stop, and it won't stop   Cause I'm Too $hort baby on the microphone and I'm macking      I'm not a wannabe pimp, I never simp   Since I started walking I had this limp   It was a cool type walk, just like me   The Too S-H-O-R-T   I might be young, but I spit this game   I start it with P, and it ends the same   If your brain is lame, remember the name   When it's Too $hort baby, ain't nothing plain   Dangerous Music on the microphone   Makes you wanna break your hip bone   Might break your leg, or maybe your back   Grooving to hard to my mack attack   It's really not easy, you know it's hard   Sort of just like my gangster car   You know what I mean, Vern? It's like funny   I mack legit and make all the money   See my capital T on my diamond ring   We hook up the beat and love to swing   So while you're out there grooving back and forth   I want you to scream out "Sir Too $hort" (Sir Too $hort!)   Don't stop that rap (Don't stop that rap!)   And it's just like that   Get buy girls, while I rap   I make big money, that ain't no crap   When I grab that mic, and spit my rhymes   I gotta have an 8 or 909 BEAT   So I can rock you all night long, SHE'S   On my tip, she love my song, HE   Tried to do it but did it wrong, FREAKS   Want to get my all alone, but I'm macking      I finally got a chance to grab my pen   And make another rhyme so I can make more ends   It's a rush production, not the beat   I rushed it out the studio and hit the street   Now I'm rocking one more time   Young girls love my Too $hort rhyme   But that big fat girl better let that go   Before I point right at her say "Ho!"   I'm riding drop-top Caddy, I don't dip fake   I step on the gas then I hit the break   Do it again as I catch the beat   You're feeling that bass all down the street   Jumped out the car on 9-0   I was wearing all white Capezio   Had my 501's, five dunkey ropes   Couldn't be saved by John the Pope   The M, A, C and K, from Oakland, California   I'm Too $hort baby, no I don't play, I'm macking      Freak nasty, I like your dance   You know it looks good in those pants   So damn good, I had to glance   Now I'm macking   See this gold? I bought it all   Now every night you young freaks call   You see my car? It's my best friend   So it you touch, you'll meet your end   Time will tell, just keep it cool   Don't play that game, don't be no fool   I'll burn rubber all down your block   You know what I want so keep the door unlocked   I'm coming in baby, don't waste no time   It's a mack attack, and now you're mine   Dangerous Music is what it seems   The reason this floor just met those jeans   I was running the game all in your ear   You're talking bout love to a stone cold player   Girl look good and wanna have that sex   Took another look and wanted to break that neck   It's a mack attack, coming from way back   My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jack   I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I know it's true   The only thing you'll say about Playboy Too   Is I'm macking