There's this      Fat      Fat      lady on    da beach.      Jiggle   roll   Jiggle      One-piece-tye-dye-swimsuit      Bouncing       Round   and    Round      She sets her things down   waddles up to the water   gets her shins wet      Looks around   and smiles      She goes back to her things   and sits down.      She begins to apply    Sun tanning lotion to her body.      Yes this      Fat      Fat      lady on this beach   has the nerve   to apply sun tanning lotion      all over her over-efficient thighs      She is done      Then Sighs      She lays back.      Falls back.      Kerplunk!      She closes her eyes    and begins to sunbathe      She is Content       And don't care.      She is beautiful!   don't you dare.      God's fixed      And his    eyes stare...      "if only they all loved as that beauty there"