Now see baby cuz I'm a playa see now you acquire the services of a pimp you gonna have things right. I need the microphone adjusted, I need a bottle of water, I need a towel, there's things I'm gonna need in here. You ain't gonna have me come in up here choking me out acting like a little bitch, now I want a chair! Aight, there's a few things I ask as a cosmic pimp I need a bottle of water! What's so fucking hard about that? Bitch, that's what I thought, shut the fuck up then.      Are we Rollin? Cuz you know uh my time is uh I'm on uh I'm on the clock Aight Oh what up y'all? This here is the cosmic pimp I'm here to help you on your voyage through the wondrous world of this here FreekShow sampler! I see ya looking' at the mutha fucka right now you want to know what this shit sounds like, right? You've been hearing a lot of talk, a lot of tight shit. Mutha fuckas want to know what this shit sounds like, well here it goes, here goes the first one right here. This uh I can't see it baby hold it up...Broken Wings.... This here Broken Wingz.cosmic pimp y'all.      To all the angels of broken wings    Fly again, and fly again, and fly away    Would you fly with me?    Would you die with me?    Come and fly with me!    Come and die with me!    When the time's getting' hard again, you hide away    And pray for better days, better days    Would you fly with me?    Would you die with me?    Come and fly with me!    Come and die with me!    I'm trying' to deal with it, being' different and all that    Invincible broken wings affixed on my back    Pitch black    You Outta site, you Outta mind    Oh, you don't see now? You gonna' forget over time    Let's rewind on how Yo' wings got broke    Maybe because you took life for a goddamn joke    We the FreekShow circus    Underrated on purpose    And can't a mufucka hurt us    I'm quickly causing' panic in the streets    Everybody running'    You can see the axe coming'    Call us outcasts, we the strange on display    But little do they know I give a fuck...      Oh yeah! Cosmic pimpin' with a space suit on! I see ya holding' it playa, you need to roll it. Aight uh, the next one on the card appears to be um...what is this? Aight uh let me see here. Fuck you just leave me alone today...Well fuck you bitch leave me alone! Oh that's the song title ah Aight. This song is Twiztid from FreekShow! Cosmic Pimp.      Can't understand your shit    You fuckin' idiot    Fuck you, just leave me alone today    Fuck you, just leave me alone today!   Better watch your mouth    Before I knock you out    Fuck you, just leave me alone today    Fuck you, just leave me alone today!      Fuck are you looking' at?    Give you a fuckin' slap    Fuck you, just leave me alone today    Fuck you, just leave me alone today!      This ain't no way to live    Something has gotta give    Fuck you, just leave me alone today    Fuck you, just leave me alone today!      Please, please, please let me fall asleep    I might be suffering' from all this attention    My mind won't give it up    Now I'm like what the fuck?    See your world    See my world    No connection       I might be suffering from all this attention. Yeah now that right there is some solid shit! Right there not that uh now that's what I call uh criminal creativity right there. That's something blue but here goes some more of that blue this is We Don't Die.Cosmic Pimpin...      We ain't underground by accident    It's only a select few that can handle this    Freek shit!    Apparition of a poltergiest    Blessed with a heart but it's cold as ice    And broken twice    Now I walk with an axe    Dressed in all jet black with contacts    Straight maniac    Warlock    Sam Hain of Salem's Lot    Sand through the hourglass    Ticking' of the clock    If you don't know by now it's too late    We the most serious things on the market since date rape    We the dead, we don't explain or feel pain, bezerko    Keep it underground and maintain    Bitch you better check nuts    I'm doing' voodoo, leave ya '66 for 6 months    Ridin' in a dipped out hearse with gold spokes    Puffin' on a two ton blunt with dead folks    And it's like that       Axe murderers!    We don't die!    Serial killas!    We don't die!    Freaks of the night!    We don't die!    We get high!    We don't die!       Yeah that's a feather in my hat bitch! I'm a pimp you better recognize where I'm coming from! All I got to say is y'all boys is angry I don't know why. Y'all need to be fuckin and then yall won't be some damn mad. Where, there ain't no songs about no bitches? Is it a bitch song? Yes? Well hold it up then so I can read it. All right it looks like uh Fuckonthe1stdate here it goes cosmic pimp.       Now let me introduce myself as the man    Fuckin' every bitch in the world just cause I can    And I won't even play with you bitches that don't fuck    All I know, you could be a dick with your nuts tucked    And I don't need all the stress and all the games    And all the callin' me names    And frontin' like your sane, bitch    You ain't shit, but a hoe and a trick    And all you're good for is hopefully fuckin' and suckin' dick    Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen    Cause I was fuckin' hoes like you before the rappin'    Don't get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheek    And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets    I'm a lunatic, went out lookin' to get laid    "Any hookers here tonight that's lookin' to get paid?"    Fuck that, I won't spend no nickel on no ass    I don't even want no stankin' bitches thinkin' bout my cash       Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?    I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass    You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast    But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass    Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?    I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass    You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast    But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass       Yeah now I know that was a jam because my hands still in the air woohoo! There ain't anything 'better than fuckin' but I like to get my puff on to so I'm gonna on here and put yall off into this next here jammy jam here its called Bags. It's for the weed smokers, Cosmic Pimpin yall...      If it ain't green, it ain't us    Your parents hate us because we smell like cannabis    And remind them of the incubus    Another freak of the night    With excisable roach clips, bongs, and weed pipes    We comin' with the straight 28    A full OZ only fuckin' with the weed    You can keep the nosebleed    Bash on you haters actin' like you know me    Twiztid muthafucka what you got on my tree?    I smoke it down to the ash    Burning lips and finger tips    On for helly shit and take no bullet and passin' it    Right to the ashtray where it belongs    From the bag to the j to the drape to the bong    Smoke alotta weed, cloud nine    Space flying    People try to front like I don't    But I can see it inside them    Put the flame on the end of the weed and start the session    And I'ma smoke it all up quick without a question       Yeah now that's that good shit right there I did a little bit of inhaling and exhaling out the game oh good god it's time to get rough though I want to here some of that raw underground you can't fuck with it type shit. All I Ever wanted featuring ICP. FreekShow, Cosmic pimpin....      All I ever wanted was...    I don't wanna lie    All I ever wanted was a...    Shot that I never got    All I ever needed...    No one ever cared    All I ever wanted was...    Someone take me outta here    All I ever wanted was for me to be a myth    Hidden from the land of the bliss    I'm constantly dissed and pissed off    My mind frame shackled to the floor    And I can't move even a little    All I ever wanted was a noose to hang from   And then I show all of you bitches where I came from    The Carnival is coming, you can see it in my eyes    Screamin' at the top of my lungs, "I wanna die!"    You couldn't see it with your glasses on    Without a witness, doin' dirt by my lonely, and then I'm gone    All I ever wanted was to flip the script    You pull a gat on me, and I'ma break both your arms bitch    East side represented by the killas    Drug dealas    "Put your hands up if you feel us!"    And I don't give a fuck about you bitches spreadin' hate    Cause most of you hoes will be dead at 28       All I ever wanted was...    I don't wanna lie    All I ever wanted was a...    Shot that I never got    All I ever needed...    No one ever cared    All I ever wanted was...    Someone take me outta here       All I ever wanted, let me kick back and reminisce    Only a few things I can think of on my list       Well that was the fire up MM. MM. mm yup. Hey! I'm trying to tell y'all it doesn't stop there. Right when you thought it was over it just keeps going! Next song is called "Empty" boys are just getting innovative and creative, here it goes Empty, Cosmic Pimpin.      If you think you can get to me    My mind's a door open, walk right thru    I'm deranged that's how it has to be    I never said I was anything like you    You bring me down!! (Let me out)    You bring me down!! (Let me out)       Sit down beside my ignorance    Nobody loves me like you do    Sick and tired of all the hypocrits    Maybe 'cause I'm not like you       You bring me down!! (Let me out)    You bring me down!! (Let me out)       Makin' judgements just to satisfy    I gotcha' different right here       By now your probably sitting there wondering what the fuck is going on. I can not believe all the melody, and rhythm and all this inspiration that you're feeling in your body. Well it's the cosmic pimp y'all, its FreekShow y'all. Do you really know? That's the question, ask yourself, do you really know? Cosmic pimpin...      Blast off, home in the dark with heads off    Smoke squares five at a time and won't cough    I like graveyards and beatin' on the voodoo drum    And all you're worried about is where the fuck I'm from    Never existed    Grippin' my axe, double-fisted    And if you blinked you missed it    I'm Twiztid    No love    No hugs    Know 'dap    No friends    No light    Pitch black    All you ever see is the ground beneath me    Broken wings cursin' of my back, please release me    Livin' in hell every day with the vision    That's everybody up on the top but I'm missin'    Listen for the voice in my head to put an end    Or somebody please save my soul and be a friend    Do you really know what it's like to be me, hell naw    Cuz if you did, I wouldn't have to tell y'all    Do you really know what it's like?    Like to be me!!!    Do you really know what it's like?    Like to see what I see!!!    Do you really know what it's like?    See another day!!!    Do you really know what it's like?    To be me!!!       I would like to take this time to uh extend a very special thank you to Psychopathic Records, Island/Def Jam 2000, and uh and extremely special thank you to all the juggalos listening to this here right now, and uh. Basically what I want to do here is uh hold it up baby I can't see it Aight uh FreekShow is going to be instores October 31st. That's the new album from Twiztid and it's exclusively available on Psychopathic Records Island/Def Jam 2000. It's been a pleasure...Cosmic Pimpin