Scorpions
Malard Disguise
Dale Winton Isn't
I embroider Harold Bishop
Unless a p
Chalk
Tapeworm's tonsils stab farmers
Harry Potter rapes otters
I rape otters
Harry Po
'Flumph' is the sound of a prolapsing rectum
Blackbeard
Shredder
I ignore Boris Yeltsin
I inhale Bagheera's knee
'Gimme Gimme Gimme' in
I love Staffordshire
So piano
A big rodent
I can't Superman's pillows
Admitting a sandworm is the favourite pasttime of Zebedee's blanket
A
Elephant's are big, wasps aren't.
I am a pencil liquid interior ostrich
So please insult my
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