Sacrifice!   Christ-like sacrifice!   Pass that cup to me   I will bear the price   If the puny and insignificant   Are to have a glimpse of peace   Then someone much like I myself   Almost exactly like I myself   Must rise above the rabble   By helping them to their knees   As this is how I see myself      I might as well anoint myself   For the greater good of us all   You'll thank me in the end   For the loss of the weak and small   You'll thank me in the end   Though it may seem painful at first   You'll thank me in the end   And you'll wonder how things could get worse   You may not reach the end      Speak my name as your last breath is spent   When you were lost in your ignorant haze   And afraid of the dark   I led you out again!   When you dreamed that God was love   And life was a lark   I woke you up again!      For my sacrifice   Who will bear the price?   The extraordinary problems   That occur from day to day   Require somebody like myself   Let's say exactly like I myself   So that ordinary labors   May proceed with least delay   So we've elected me myself   Since we can think of no one else   When you're in the mood to complain   You'll call me in the end   Then for things that I'll do in your name   You'll blame me in the end      But if I use the right choice of words   Your family and friends   You'd betray like a cowardly turd   Then refuse to watch the end   Then we'll go through the whole thing again      And when I'm standing astride your backs   With my head in the stars   You'll take me in the end   While I'm bending you over and   Screwing you hard in the arse   You'll love me in the end      Pass that whip to me   Let us raise the price   Sacrifice!   Never knowing love   Just so you can believe a power above   This is my sacrifice!   You'll thank me   You'll thank me in the end   You'll like me in the end   You'll love me in the end   You'll praise me in the end   You'll thank me