(Operator, get me the President of the world. This is an emergency.)      Do your neighbour a favour.   Collect their morning paper   And clip out all the sad bits, no one wants to read that.   Let them take their kids to school and the zoo in peace.      When you're standing near,   Tokyo Police Club.   When you're standing next to me,   Tokyo Police Club.   When you take the tunnel,   Arresting you for being in love.      Caught the fever that's spreading   Do you have a warm bed we could stay the night in   It's all sick boys in this house, no one wants to feed us   Dumb kid you should have hid you'd stand a better chance there      When you're standing near,   Tokyo Police Club.   When you're standing next to me,   Tokyo Police Club.   Lost in the Pacific   Arresting you for being in love.