(Brad Paisley)      I can make anybody pretty   I can make you believe any lie   I can make you pick a fight   With somebody twice your size.      Well, I've been known to cause a few break ups   And I've been known to cause a few births   I can make you new friends   Or get you fired from work.      Chorus:   And since the day I left Milwaukee   Lynchburg and Bordeaux France   Been makin' the bars lots of big money   And helpin' white people dance   I got you in trouble in high school   But college, now that was a ball   You had some of the best times   You'll never remember with me   Alcohol, alcohol.      I got blamed at your wedding reception   For your best man's embarrasing speach   And also for those naked pictures   Of you at the beach.      I've influenced kings and world leaders   I helped Hemmingway write like he did   I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you   Put that lampshade on your head.      Chorus:   'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee   Lynchburg and Bordeaux France   Been makin' a fool out of folks just like you   And helpin' white people dance   I'm medicine and I am poison   I can help you up or make you fall   You had some of the best times    You'll never remember with me    Alcohol, alcohol.      Chorus:   Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee   Lynchburg and Bordeaux France   Been makin' the bars lots of big money   Helpin' white people dance   I got you in trouble in high school   But college, now that was a ball   You had some of the best times   You'll never remember with me   Alcohol, alcohol...