In the past I always tried   But I never got amongst the glittering prizes   I put it down to confidence   Or something trendy like an emotional complex      But pretty soon I'm going to change   You won't recognize me      Glittering prizes for me      I wear a clean shirt every day   And I quite enjoy my job as an office boy   But the novelty begins to fade   'Cause I never get the chance   To play with the executive toys      But pretty soon I'm going to change   You won't recognize me      Glittering prizes for me