Good old General Hand Grenade    Ridin' in a motorcade    Sippin' on a lemonade    And waving at his fans      Isabella Band Aid    Wavin' at the Shrine parade    Eatin' toast and marmalade    And getting sticky hands      Good old General Hand Grenade    Ridin' in a motorcade    Lookin' for the cavalcade    To take him off to war      Isabella Band Aid    Suckin' on a Gatorade    Lookin' at the mess he made    And wonderin' what it's for      People gettin' high    People gettin' low    People gettin' nowhere    'Cause they don't know where to go      Good old General Hand Grenade    Ridin' in a motorcade    Lookin' for the cavalcade    To take him off to war      Isabella Band Aid    Suckin' on a Gatorade    Lookin' at the mess they made    And wonderin' what it's for