You stumble out of bed and go to   Work at half past seven   At night you fix some food and watch   TV until eleven   And inbetween your coffeebreaks you   Try to earn a fortune   'Cause you are daddys pride and joy      The travelagents start to advertise   On new years day   Eat mustard in Dijon or take a swim   In Pocketbay   Your boss is breathing down your neck   You need to get away   And it will soon be holiday      With pockets full of cash and friends   With names like Jack and Nash   You book the cheapest trip you can   And then you're of to wonderland   And you get pissed on your way there   And make rude comments to a queer   But Jackie throws him of the boat   A french policeman takes a note      Your friends at work all envy you   Because you've seen the world   You've got some news from Athens   And you claim you've   Kissed a french girl   You tell them that you're half a man   Without all new impressions   You need your kicks like they need air      With pockets full of cash and friends   With names like Jack and Nash   You book the cheapest trip you can   And then you're of to wonderland   And you get stoned when you arrive   And Jackie doubts that you're alive   He digs a grave with his own hands   A dutch policeman stops his plans      With pockets full of cash and friends   With names like Jack and Nash   You book the cheapest trip you can   And then you're of to wonderland   And you get pissed on your way there   And make rude comments to a queer   But Jackie throws him of the boat   A french policeman takes a note      La,la,la,la,la...