[ Dane ]  Hello, I'd like to see Dr. Slumber, please  [ doctor's assistant ]  Ah - do you have an appointment, sir?  [ Dane ]  No, I don't  But tell the Doctor it's urgent that I see her  [ doctor's assistant ]  Well - just one moment  Dr. Slumber?  Dr. Slumber, there's a young man out here named -  Excuse me, what is your name?  [ Dane ]  Oh, tell her it's Dana Dane  [ doctor's assistant (hysterically) ]  Hhhh... D-D-Dana D-D-DANE?!  OH NO!  OH, YOU CAN COME RIGHT IN!  COME RIGHT IN, RIGHT NOW!  COME ON IN...!  [ Dane ]  Thank you, thank you    Well, I walked into the office, what did I see?  A well-shaped body with the back to me  Sittin in her chair with an all-white gown  Said said (Dana Dane, won't you please lay down?)  She said that she wouldn't reveal her face  Till my hour was up and I was on my way  Now we got to the matter of why I came there  I said, "Doc, I keep havin these crazy nightmares"    Nightmares of the night (nightmares)  Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares)  Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)  Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares)    She said, "Relax yourself, won't you tell me one  So I can diagnose and see what must be done"  I laid back my head, start to inhale  Caught my breath, and then I said, "Well -  Bright one morning I was late for class  Had a fresh pair of frames with Gucci on the glass  Girls they was hawking, dudes they was talkin  Saw the doggy-dogg female, I kept on walkin  She was on it hard, there was no denyin  Shoulda seen what this female was tryin  Grabbin on my shirt, tuggin on my slacks  Pullin on my zipper board, I had to hold her back  Word up, Doc, on the ultimate  Now if I never saw a creature, this girl was it  I kept on walkin, had to leave this place  But she was all up on me, breathin in my face  You may think I'm lyin though it's just a dream  This girl had the baddest breath I'd ever seen  I couldn't think straight, thought I was doomed  Heard a bling-bling-bling, it was time for homeroom  I stepped real quick, she tried to play it sassy  She almost ran me down, this nasty fatnastee  Dipped to the stairs, running blind  Get to my homeroom, ran through my mind  Got to the 4th floor, standin in the door  Girlies watchin me walk down the corridor  The guys they were jealous and gettin mad  And all the girlies wishin they had the class I had  Got to my classroom, expect to see the teacher  Who did I see? That ugly black creature  Paused for a minute standin in the door  Then I broke out when the girlie went raw  Word em up, Doc, couldn't stand the smell  Heard of 3D? Well, she was fat as hell  I ran out the school, I didn't look back  I tell you, Dr. Slumber, this girl was wack  And that's about the time when I awoke  And I smelled that awful breath that almost made me choke  Now tell me, Dr. Slumber, how can it be?  That this dream somehow became reality?  I can't go to sleep, cause I'm so damn scared  Cause I keep havin these crazy nightmares"    Nightmares of the night (nightmares)  Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares)  Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)  Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares)  (Nightmares)    She said, "Listen, Dana Dane, I think I have the cure  But I have to hear one more before I'll be sure"  I laid back my head, tried to concentrate  Then I told her the nightmare 'bout the blind date  Had a blind date with this girl named Anita  The Fever's the place I'm supposed to meet her  Saw the def body with the vicious butt  How did I know she was a marvelous mutt  This lady I met was as ugly as hell  Couldn't go in the jam with this female  I was coughin hard, she started to braggin  Couldn't let them know I was here with this dragon  Grabbed her hand, dipped to Harlem World  But I left this ugly lady for another girl  Now this other female, her name was Denise  Couldn't get no rapture, there followed the beast  Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look  There was Anita the beast, she could not be shook  I dipped, I dived, I ran, I thrived  But there was no place that I could hide  Cause she was sniffin me out like a hungry blood hound  Her tail in the air, her nose to the ground  Only thing left for me to do  Was to set her up with this other dude  Now this other dude, he was real upset  Cause this ugly female he didn't wanna check  He started actin wild, even called me a faggot  What could I do, he had a .22 automatic  I dipped into the crowd, made my way to the door  Bumped into this object and I hit the floor  When I looked up, what did I see?  I saw Anita the Beast lookin down at me  I couldn't try to play it, couldn't try to pretend  Like the AFTCA I had to take the dog in    Nightmares of the night (nightmares)  Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares)  Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)  Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares)  (Nightmares)    Now I pleaded, "Dr. Slumber, I just can't bare  To have another one of these crazy nightmares"  Then all of a sudden she turned around  And starin at me with that all-white gown  With a Catholic smile, showin all her teeth  Was that ugly female, Anita the Beast...    [ Dr. Slumber, her sweet, soft voice turning horrifying ]  Dana?  Dana, honey, wake up!  What's wrong?  Wake up, honey  You are just... HAVING A NIGHTMARE!  A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!  A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!