Origin: Cracker  G-F(bass C)-G-C-G-D(7)-G-C-G  D-G-D(7)-G-C-G-G-D-C(7)-G-D(7)-G  C-G-C7-D(7)  (ending:C-G-D-D7-G-C-G-F-G)     Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere.   Let me lay my sorry trip on you.   Won't you meet me by the river, little darling'?   I might just let you see my bad tattoo.     Well I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't.   It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke.   But there's some change in my ashtray--maybe just enough to pay.   For a half pint of somethin', probably make us choke.     CHORUS:   Well you know I'd rather not go and meet your family.   They'd probably send me back where I belong.   Don't want to hear about Mr. Right.   'Cause he's out of town tonight.   Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong.     I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler.   And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough.   And baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography.   And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk.     CHORUS     Now, do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you?   Would she like to meet my brother?   He'll be out of jail in a month or two.     CHORUS     Where I come from they call me Mr. Wrong.