Ah Miss G Mary won't you C please G come home from D(7) China.   Bring a G bottle of whisky and a C tin cup G for your D(7) teeth.   Em Don't you sneak D into the G back door C wearing some D(7) disguise.   Em Knock on the D front door in G view of the C Temperance D(7) Guild.     Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home cause I miss ya.   Your old spinster sister don't always give good advice.   Look at her she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff.   He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife     CHORUS:   Ah Miss Em Mary won't you B please come home from C China.   A Come home from G China.   D Come home from C China Am6.     REPEAT CHORUS     Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman.   He don't care if you come, he don't like I do.   He's in love with his dog and all his volunteer fireman.   And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme.     REPEAT CHORUS x2     Em