There's a party in my honor, at my house tonight  A few of my ol' drinking buddies will be droppin' by  They'll come to celebrate my graduation  After eight long years, of higher education    So here's to me  I finally passed the bar  As I drove by that ol' honky tonk  Still tuggin at my heart  I never dreamed that neon night school  Would ever be so hard  I can't believe at last  I finally passed the bar    I've got an awful lot of memories, that I can't recall  But I know from those old stories  I must have had a ball  With the money that I spent on my tuition  (What would you do hoss)  Well I could retire and spend the rest of my life fishin'  (Oh well)    Here's to me  I finally passed the bar  As I drove by that ol' honky tonk  Still tuggin at my heart  I never dreamed that neon night school  Would ever be so hard  I can't believe at last  I finally passed the bar    I was first in my class  To the bottom of a glass  But it was killin' me  I used to get loaded  But now I've been voted  Most likely to succeed    Here's to me  I finally passed the bar  As I drove by that ol' honky tonk  Still tuggin at my heart  I never dreamed that neon night school  Would ever be so hard  I can't believe at last  I finally passed the bar  I can't believe at last    I finally passed the bar