WELL MY FRAULEIN DONE TOLD ME  WHEN I WAS IN GOOSESTEPS.  SHE SAID I WOULD GAS THEM  AND NOW I'M A BIG MAN  FILLING UP AUTOS  THAT BEEP AT ME OFTEN  I DROP WHAT I'M DOING  AND WAIT ON THEM CHEERFULLV  SOME CHOOSE THE BIG PUMP  AND OTHER'S THE SMALL  IT'S A SMALL SMALL WORLD  AND I HEAR 'DEM AUTOS CALL  WELL I'M A BIG TIME PUMPER  AND I PUMP'EM FULL OF MY GAS  AND IF YOU GIVE ME STATIC  I'LL TELL YA BLOW IT UP YOUR ASS  MY STATION IS PRETTY  I KEEP IT IN TOP SHAPE  THE CUSTOMERS DIG ME  'CAUSE I GOT THE ANSWERS  TO ALL OF THEIR AUTO NEEDS  I FIX 'EM UP OFTEN  AND RELIEVE THEIR TENSION  'CAUSE NO ONE WANTS AN AUTO  THAT THREATENS TO LOSE IT  THE AUTO'S COME CRAWLIN'  INTO MY STATION  THEY BEEP AT ME ALWAYS  I STOP WHAT I'M DOING  AND GREET THEM WITH SMILES  I CALL "FILL 'ER UP?"  THEY YELL BACK "$1.00"  I WIPE ALL THE DEAD BUGS  AND DIRT OFF THEIR WINDSHIELD  AND CONNECT MY BIG HOSE  UP TO THEIR GAS TANK  THE GAS HUMS AS IT ENTERS  AND FULLS UP THEIR EMPTY TANK  I DO TWO AT A TIME NOW  I'VE DEVELOPED A TECHNIQUE  MY TIMING IS VERY GOOD  IF NOT ALWAYS PRECISE  I GIVE THEM A FAIR DEAL  THEY DRIVE OFF SATISFIED  WE NEED EACH OTHER'S BUSINESS  WITHOUT WHICH WE COULD NOT SURVIVE  WE LIKE TO TRADE MONEY-  BECAUSE /T MEANS HONOR,  NOT LIKE THOSE PEOPLE  WHO ARE SICK AND CAN'T TOUCH IT  BECAUSE THEY'RE UNHEALTHY,  THEY LEAVE ME COLD.  I HELP WHO I CAN HELP  AND FEEL NOTHING FOR THOSE WHO  DON'T COME TO MY STATION  FOR I'LL ONLY TOW THOSE WHO  SHOW ME THEIR HONOR  I CAN'T HELP EVERVBODY  AND I'M NOT MY BROTHER'S KEEPER  WE HUDDLE TOGETHER  AND THOSE WHO COME TO ME  WE HUDDLE TOGETHER  AND DESPITE THE WEATHER  WE FIND STRENGTH IN OUR CIRCLE  I'M VERY IMPORTANT  TO THE BIG AND THE LITTLE GUY  WE ALL NEED EACH OTHER  TO KEEP OURSELVES GOING  THEIR AUTO'S ALL NEED ME  MY PUMP'S NEED THEIR EMPTY TANKS AND  IF THE GOOD LORD IS WILLING  WE SHALL BE HERE TO THE END  PUMPING-EACH-OTHER