PRETTY LITTLE MONGO   EVERYBODY WANTS HER TOILET   SAME OLD STORY   SHE WON'T LET NOBODY NEAR IT   THE WAY SHE TEASES THEM   IT'S SUCH A SHAME   SHE'S GOT ALL THE HUBOONS   CRYING OUT HER NAME   SOO BAWLS SOO BAWLS   SHE'S GOT EM HOWLING   SHE'S GOT EM GROWLING   SOO BAWLS SOO BAWLS   SHE'S GOT EM GOING CLEAN OUT OF THEIR MINDS   SOO BAWLS SOO BAWLS   THERE AIN'T A MAN IN TOWN WHO WOULDN'T  HAVE HER FOR HIS DAUGHTER   THEYS ALL TRADE THEIR BRAINS FOR   ONE TASTE OF HER TOILET WATER   1-2-3-4 TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT SHE WORE  THEY'RE ALL TRYING HARD TO CALL HER UP  BUT HER PHONE'S BEEN DISCONNECTED   SINCE SHE SOLD HER BUTT