Let me tell you a story   Let me shovel some dirt   Long time, no sugar   And it s starting to hurt    * * Something's flattened my cola   Something's wrong with my brew   Something's rotten in Idaho   And I don't know what to do    * Gone, gone, gone   With the red eye distress   Gona, gone, gone   On the Red Express    ( * Repeat 3 times)    Only go around once   Gotta quench that thirst   Gotta grab that gusto   Gotta get there first    ( ** Repeat)   ( * Repeat 8 times)    Red Eye Express (Repeat)