All you have to do is write a song  Not too smart now and not too long  Easy to listen to hard to forget  Then we'll cut it and press it  Release it while the words are still wet  All it really takes is to link a few lines  Hang em' on a hook and repeat a few lines  The words need not be committed  Though you'll be if it flops  So we're pickin' out your straight jacket  For the Top of the Pops  When I sing my song  My song of songs  I want the whole wide world  To sing along  Sing for me  I'll sing for you  I want the whole wide world  To sing it too  All they really want is  A witty little ditty  For the Broken hearted kids in  The broken down cities  Make it sort of simple  And make it sort of pretty  And take your time but hurry  'Cos the radio is hungry for your song  Sing my song  My song of songs  I want the whole wide world  To sing along  Sing for me  I'll sing for you  I want the whole wide world  To sing it too